My Story:

Born and raised in Austin, Texas, yet do not own any cut-off jean shorts, Ray Bans or a Members Only jacket. Struck by lightning at the age of 9 and acquired the ability to drink large amounts of scotch. No Country For Old Men is actually based on a short story I wrote in 6th grade English. Dabbled in underground lucha libre leagues until I had to fight my uncle in a no-holds-barred cage match. That did not end well. Took up design, married a beautiful co-worker and now live happily growing facial hair 4 months out of the year. I also love pie.